$30.00 USD


Product Description

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
(Conan the Barbarian, 1982)

Well, maybe not the part about the women, but you get the idea.

Swords are cool, but take one in the ol' gullet and it sure would smart!

Luckily, this sword is made of soft, cozy fleece, and, combined with its squishy stuffing interior, it provides all the awesomeness of sword-play without all the stabby badness. And, with its soft-grip handle, you won't have to worry about your hand cramping while you smite your foes.

The sword measures 19 inches tall by 8 inches wide, the perfect size for looking foreboding without appearing "showy".

You like things your own way. That's cool.

In the 5th photo, each available color is labeled with its name. You need to choose two colors that correspond to the letter-labeled portions of the sword: A)crossbar and B) grip.

When completing your purchase, in the message to seller section, indicate your design choice. For example, if you want a sword like the one pictured here, tell us A)red and B)red.

Like shields, too? Consider our Shield/Sword Set!

Machine washable, tumble dry.


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